So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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