you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
