my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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