So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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