it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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