I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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