why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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