Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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