Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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