if only i could text you this smell
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
