Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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