He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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