You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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