Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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