Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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