STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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