You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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