I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
