WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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