Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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