I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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