Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Banned from zoo.
Again?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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