i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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