Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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