I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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