My room smells like vodka and shame
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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