are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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