how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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