No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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