can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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