THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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