my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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