This is not my ceiling
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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