Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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