Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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