did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
