people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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