so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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