i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
