dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dicks are not precious.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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