i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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