so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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