I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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