At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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