Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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