Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.