Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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