Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
