Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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