So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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