i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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