Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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