Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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