Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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