so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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