Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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