Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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