you guys were way drunker than both of me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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