Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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