Me too!
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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